Vampire Sighting Leads to Backroad Single-Vehicle CrashJul 01, 2010 www.telluride.com
FRUITA – “A woman says a vampire caused her to crash in a canal near Fruita Sunday night,” reports Channel 11 TV News.
“According to Colorado State Patrol,” according to the report, the woman was “heading down a dirt road near 20 and K roads late Sunday night” and “told emergency responders she saw a vampire in front of her. Troopers say she put her SUV into reverse and backed into a canal.”
The woman’s husband picked her up at the scene and took her home. “Inspectors do not suspect drugs or alcohol to have caused the accident,” and said, further, that “they saw no sign of a vampire.”