Wednesday, December 2, 2009

UPDATE! Bigfoot On The Loose In San Antonio? UPDATE!

"multiple eyewitnesses who claimed that they saw a hairy, hominid standing over six feet tall, run out of the woods and kill a deer"


Buck said...

Well it is Texas... probably some guy named Bubba doing a little hunting. I'd check for beer cans instead of bigfoot tracks.

Cullan Hudson said...

I like how the cracker jack witnesses were all homeless. Political correctness aside, I'm sorry but it doesn't make for a compelling account. Not simply because they're homeless, but rather that many (if not most) homeless are in such a predicament because of various mental disorders. The last time I was in Texas, a man was taking a dump in the middle of a crowded train station. I wonder if he ever saw bigfoot. There's the guy down the road here who sits on the corner, talks to himself, yells nonsense, and washes 4 stones he has collected everyday. I wonder if he has seen the Chupacabra'.