Earth screams into space and some think aliens may be listening.
Giraffe leads circus escape and Moe flees in search of Larry and Curly, the latter contributing to the great lexicon of escaped monkey stories in America. Still don't think a few of them might explain a bigfoot sighting or two? Hawks attack Cape Cod woman
A Chicago man was arrested for felony possession of tetradotoxin, the deadly poison obtained from the Puffer fish. FBI officials do not yet know for what purpose he purchased 98 milligrams of the toxic substance from a New Jersey chemical company. Apparently, they never saw "The Serpent and The Rainbow". I'm thinking there are some zombies in the works.