In my fantastic, life-changing book, Strange State: Mysteries and Legends of Oklahoma, [ BUY IT!] I write about the "goings on" at various local churches. It's a thrilling read that I am certain kept many of you up into the wee hours of the morning with an unabating fear. What? You slept as soundly as that Bionic Woman chick in her Sleep Number bed? Fine! Bite me! But I seem to have gotten a tad off track. Where was I... Ah, yes! In that passage, I have done my readers a disservice: I did not divulge information, which I had always felt needed disclosure. The reasons behind this decision are varied and, ultimately, beside the point. To that end, I am now correcting this lapse in journalistic integrity by revealing to you, my faithful reader(s?), the identity of the purportedly haunted church in Norman, OK. GOODRICH MEMORIAL UNITED METHODIST. I know, I know. You feel your life is complete having now, in your posession, this useless bit of additional information. But think! Had you not visited my humble (and oft-ignored) blog, then you would never have known. I thank you from the bottom of my heart.